In My childhood One day I kicked lions face; Pulled tigers tail; Broken cheetahs leg; Fallen an elephant; then. . . . then. . . . then. . . . Toy shop owner kicked me out.
Tiger started trying to kiss Tigress. tigress stopped him and started wondering here and there. Tiger: What happened? Tigress: Just watching is Discovery people are there around.
Only 835 girls are left for every 1000 Boys. Save Girls. We can save Tigers later. Back of Bike or beside the corner seat of theater you need a tiger or a girl?
Once there was a fight between CHOUDHURY and a Tiger. CHOUDHURY Ran away. Why? Save The Tiger. Only 1411 are left. Otherwise you know CHOUDHURY hahaha. . .
Max Jumping distance of ANIMALS: Dog: 4m Cat: 3.7m Donkey: 6m Horse: 14.9m Tiger: 17.5m Balayya: Jumps 1Km from buildng to train. What a Funny animal.
Three ways to catch a Tiger. 1 Newtons law: Allow d tiger to catch u; then u catch the Tiger. 2 Veerappans law: Kidnap tigers wife and ask the Tiger to Surrender. 3 Police Method: Catch a Cat n Beat it until it agrees that its a TIGER!
Two Guys saw Tiger. One started running. Other asks are u faster than tiger? He replied; I have to Run faster than u. Its Competitive world be careful!