Do you want to work in Railways? Salary: 35000 Bucks per month. Job details are: The head light of Super Fast Express is under repair. Just hold a Torch and stand in front of the Running train!
RAILWAY INTERVIEW: Interviewer: Agar Do Gaadiyan Ek Line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa: Jee; Red Light dikhaunga. Interviewer: Red Light na ho to? Santa: Torch Dikhaunga. Interviewer: Torch na ho to? Santa: Apni Red Shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. Interviewer: Shirt bhi Red na huyi to? Santa: Fir Main apne Bhuaa k Ladke ko bulaunga. Interviewer: Hain! Wo Q? . . . . . . . . . Santa: Jee; usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi!
“I will not die an unlived life.I will not live in fear of falling or catching fire.I choose to inhabit my days,to allow my living to open me,to make me less afraid,more accessible,to loosen my heart until it becomes a wing,a torch , a promise.I choose to risk my significance;to live so that which comes to me as seed goes to the next as blossom and that which comes to me as blossom,goes on as fruit”-DAWNA MARKOVA