God: I am pleased with your prayers. Ask me what do you want? Man: I want to lay a road between USA and India. God: That is not possible. Laying road over seas, land and across boundaries of different countries is very difficult. Ask me something else. Man: Please make my wife listen to whatever I say and obey. God: Tell me son, do you want single lane or double lane road.
Santa calls Banta and asks How long does it take to fly to USA? Just a sec; comes an answer as Banta was busy. Thank you says the Santa and hangs up!
Tsunami could occur in following countries due to earthquake in Japan. Countries are New Zealand; Australia; Russia; Guam; Philippines; Indonesia; Papua New Guinea; Nauru; Hawaii; Northern Marianas USA and Taiwan.
Newton: how to write 4 in between 5? China:Joke. Japan:Impossible. USA: Question is wrong. UK:Not found on internet. From INDIA: Rajnikant replied so simple! f IV e.
USA: Hamare dog Football khelte hai. JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai. CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai. INDIA: HAMARE GADHE CENTRL GOVT CHALARAHE HAI.