A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much I should pay… Devil: Nothing, calling hell to hell is free.
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In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting! He told the men to stand in two queues… Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives! Only 1 man stood in d second Queue… God said “So you control ur wife?” Man: “R u CRAZY ??? My wife told me to stand here”???…
No more jokes – I’m following Indirani Mukerjea story. Comedy, Romance, Adultery, Murder, Suspense- damn! that lady lead crazy life… Indrani Mukerjea – A 2nd wife of her 3rd husband is charged along with her 2nd husband of killing her sister now daughter from her 1st husband who was having affair with her 3rd husbands son from his 1st wife We thought Algebra vector integration and applied Maths had complex equations ???
God: I am pleased with your prayers. Ask me what do you want? Man: I want to lay a road between USA and India. God: That is not possible. Laying road over seas, land and across boundaries of different countries is very difficult. Ask me something else. Man: Please make my wife listen to whatever I say and obey. God: Tell me son, do you want single lane or double lane road.
Husband: Hi my Love. I Was missing you; so I called How are you darling? Wife: Oh. What about big fight we had five minutes ago? You are not angry? Husband: Oh God I dialled home again!
By all means; marry. If you get a good wife; you will become happy; if you get a bad one; you will become a philosopher.
A poor man catches a fish; but his wife cant cook due to high prices so no gas; no spices; no oil. Man puts the fish back in river. Fish shouts: Congress Zindabad! Congress is a Party Name which is ruling presently in India.
Men understand men better. Example: Man: I want to buy a ladies watch. Shopkeeper: Is it for your wife? or shall I show an expensive one? 😛
A good Married life secret is. . . . . . . Always think you are Lion and. . . . . . . Wife as . . . . . . RING MASTER 😀
Bus full of housewives was crashed and every one died; husbands cried for a week. A man was stil crying after two weeks When asked why he still crying? He Replied: MY wife missed the bus.
Awesome SMS sent by a man to his wife: Hi Honey; I am just having my last Peg and I will be home in 20 minutes. If I dont; please read this message again! Cheers!
Santa: Women live a better; longer and peaceful life as compared to men. Banta: Why? Santa: Women dont have a wife!
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? Ans: Because they advertised: Free Delivery.
Dear Boys; If you think your Dad; Mom; Teacher; Boss are strict and harsh with you?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . wait for a wife. You would love them all!
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night. By Chanakya
There are three Kinds of Men: INDIAN Has Wife and Girl Friend but Loves wife the most. AMERICAN Has wife and Girl Friend but Loves Girl Friend the most. ARAB Has 14 Wife and 9 Girl Friend but Loves his CAMEL the most!
Husband throwing darts on wifes pic. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her. Hi; what are you doing? His honest reply; MISSING YOU
Mythology says sati savitri fought yamraaj and got her husband back. Moral of the story: No one can save You from your wife. Not Even YAMRAAJ
Total disaster: Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped. 1st friend: O My God! My GF and My Wife are coming together. 2nd frnd: O My God Mine too!
Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife; if somebody else describes her to you! Its a True Fact.
An advice to a friend is to get Married. If you find a Good Wife you will be Happy; If not you will become a Philosopher.
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure; what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No.
Pharmacist to customer: To buy anti depression pills; Sir you need a proper prescription. Simply showing a picture of your wife is not enough!
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
After the recent Elections. India now ruled by: Amma in south; didi in east; bhenji in north; aunty in capital; madam in center; nani on top :President: and wife at home. And yet people say ITS A MANS WORLD.